I has the hottest tickets in the ancient world.
This is a BRUTAL game I ran recently. I call this scenario 'Round Robin'.
My first battle was against the Lady Shaman, who is backed up by two giant bruiser spirits - and I lost. (Our battle of wills was inconclusive. I missed with my #50 and then was vanquished by giant fists. Having become their prisoner I was executed.) The D12 on my card below signifies that I restarted the scenario at -1 rather than pitch the whole game. I rolled Lady Shaman again and scorched her to kingdom come. I wandered into an encounter with The Black Gate and brushed past it in a tie when both of us whiffed mightily! Then I went for the girl:
"Blackwyrm, you fiend!! Unhand her..."
I was able to drive Lord Blackwyrm back, and claimed objective and victory at -1.
I would like to close with a song that Swimming Eagle composed for his friends out in the multiverse. From the future live album, Stop Making Fun of My Music Stand:
Chorus:
We're here to play
Derivative punk-rock
We're here to play
Derivative punk-rock!
We're here to play
Derivative punk-rock
Let's have some derivative punk-rock!
We got together in 2012
And thought we'd make some derivative punk-rock
We got together in 2012
And thought we'd make some derivative punk-rock!
Chorus
I'm getting older and needed cash
I'm getting older and needed cash
I'm getting older - I needed cash
So I wrote some derivative punk-rock!
Chorus
I know the guys in W.T.F.
I think their band used to be a lot bigger
Those were people that died, died...
Chorus
Let's hear it for derivative punk-rock
Let's hear it for derivative punk-rock
Let's hear it for derivative punk-rock!
AAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!