"I say, Herbert, why are we encamped adjacent to this
awfully modern building... It's just awful!"
"My lords wished to view the toxic sunrise from the best vantage point."
"Ah yes, the toxic sunrise is smashing this time of year, you know."
A creature of the industrial swamp, Slash'i emerges in bitterness...
Rolling for first turn.
"I say, Jenkins, who's this coming our way?"
"By George, he does look peaky. Look at the state of him-"
"Hrrrrm. Shh- "
"Look here, what is your business?"
I'm here to kill you into little bits.
Slash'i fails his TAC roll. And their Lordships fail at WILL.
"Look here, old son, why don't you push off!!"
"I've a good mind to prang the bounder, Jenkins."
"Better prang away, old boy."
"By George, that did it. He's off now!"
"Well done, well done sirs..."
That's one way to end up at -1...