Finally! I think he's finished.
Ric's awesome stat sheet can be viewed here...
Thanks(/blame) Ricalope, for making me a wicked 200-point furball of ranting poetic justice!
Thanks(/blame) Ricalope, for making me a wicked 200-point furball of ranting poetic justice!
"I've been an academic, I've been a sage, I've been a rock star. Nothing beats the direct action of applying withering flames to killers and degenerate monsters. I don't care if there's no audience - this is art.
"Life out here in the diaspora soup is like a drug. It's so ruthless and cacophonic that only humans with a shamanic tendency can survive here, let alone go on to be gregarious among its horrors and its unearthly beauties...
"But nothing here is courteous to the human brain. That's why I let go of being entirely human.
"This is deranged. This is 'not completely real'. This is strolling sexily down the ramp of a stolen Land Raider out into the blazing sun and flying dust with a rictus grin on your face and a huge and lethal gun in your hands, and expecting your opposite numbers are grinning too...
"I want to smoke a cigarette in the slag of Isstvan. I want to feel the scorching rays of a double sun, bouncing off my mirrorshades. I want to feel my cat-ears plastered to my head in a Zeta windstorm.
"I want to spread this incendiary truth as wide as my smile."
"Life out here in the diaspora soup is like a drug. It's so ruthless and cacophonic that only humans with a shamanic tendency can survive here, let alone go on to be gregarious among its horrors and its unearthly beauties...
"But nothing here is courteous to the human brain. That's why I let go of being entirely human.
"This is deranged. This is 'not completely real'. This is strolling sexily down the ramp of a stolen Land Raider out into the blazing sun and flying dust with a rictus grin on your face and a huge and lethal gun in your hands, and expecting your opposite numbers are grinning too...
"I want to smoke a cigarette in the slag of Isstvan. I want to feel the scorching rays of a double sun, bouncing off my mirrorshades. I want to feel my cat-ears plastered to my head in a Zeta windstorm.
"I want to spread this incendiary truth as wide as my smile."
I am keeping an eye out for a mini to base it on, but;
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Wargear: Coat (rune armour), Hat (psykic hood), Lopian Staff (force/witchblade), Coffee.
Psyker, independent, stubborn, incoherent.
more when I break out the green stuff!
"WHERE'S MY COFFEE!!!?!" Awesome.
ReplyDelete-place Coffee counter anywhere outside opponent's deployment zone. At the beginning of each turn roll a dice; 1-2 can't find it, 3+ Coffee found.
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